Really?

Girl to friend, “My real Dad was going to take me to get my belly button pierced, and when my real Mom found out she went ballistic.”

Excellent Advice!

Check out this video that gives advice to upcoming Junior High Students.
Junior High Days

Ironically so…

Girl to friend, “Instead of calling the class ‘Successful teens’ they should call it ‘Unsuccessful teens.’  At least then I’d pass it.”

From a loyal reader…

”You mom is a line of latitude…”

Submissions

Hey all – if any of you have any funny overheard snippets of conversation, whether they are from school or not, email them to me and I’ll see about posting them.  I don’t really have any guidelines, so just send in whatever and we’ll play it by ear.

No. Not quite.

“Is this story set in the future?”

“It says ’2050 a.d.’ doesn’t it?”

“Oh, so it’s in the past.”

Nov 18, 2009

Girl to male friend, “Will you hold up my baby belly please?”

Nov 18, 2009

Girl to friend, “I totally shocked Dan’s nipple today.”

Why?

I am a junior high and high school teacher. Throughout the day, snippets of overheard conversations filter into my brain, mostly to be ignored. But every once in a while, something is just bizarre or interesting enough for me to consciously become aware of it. I will be posting some of those here…